these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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