Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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