would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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