He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
