WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Acid is not a monday night drug
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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