So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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