I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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