What a fucking waste of an outfit
Actions speak louder than pants.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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