I hate all girls vehemently.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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