Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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