do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
