no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
and you fell through a lawn chair
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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