doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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