If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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