omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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