quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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