just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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