Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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