id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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