It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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