we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just found a bag of teeth...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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