8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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