: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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