Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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