I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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