how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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