Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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