Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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