also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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