Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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