so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
