There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
