i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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