I must be too annoying 4 u.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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