I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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