Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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