so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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