Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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