Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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