i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just high enough for therapy.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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