i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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