You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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