This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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