So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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