The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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