THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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