U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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