oh god the rape fog is back!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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