Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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