Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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