i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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