Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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