my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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